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SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife

It seems ‘bore off margarine’ are the words on everybody’s lips these days. Sure, it may be spread ready fresh from the fridge, but what about the blandness? This appetite crushing concoction doesn’t pack even half the creamy oomph of butter – and thanks to this Self-Heating Butter Knife we don’t have to stand for it any more.

The SpreadTHAT! Self-Heating Butter Knife is made from highly efficient thermal conductive titanium, meaning it transmits heat from your hand to the blade of the knife, softening cold, infuriatingly hard butter quicker than you can say “margarine is ghastly substance and for too long has it run butter’s name through the dirt. Also, yes we can believe it’s not butter. Margarine is a shabby imposter and a butter fanatic’s palate is finely tuned. In fact, it’s near impossible to pull the wool over one’s eyes.”

Heating up in under 20 seconds, your cholesterol will be on its way to worrying new heights before you know it. Spread the word.

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